Cannibalism

I’ll have a cheeseburger with no burger...

Grass that grew right on top of a road sign.

The thing on the right is lemon.

“My plate broke right into halves.”

“I tried to buy band-aids and cut myself on the package.”

Just 2 questions: how and why?

The wax dripped and formed a perfect column.

Something went totally wrong.

Nothing special, just a couch with a socket.

You still don’t believe in evolution?

How did the headphones get tangled up in a perfect knot?

Did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles throw a foam party?

“I left these two water bottles in my car overnight: one of them froze, the other did not.”

“I found a wasp without an abdomen.”

This extractor hood extracts nothing.

This must be the Snow Queen’s prank.

Where’s the cabin?!

I would give $100 to know the backstory.

It’s a lemon and orange tree at the same time.

This chick has 4 legs.

“A friend of mine ran into an electric pole. The car flipped over and the pole kept hanging in the air.”

Here what we call the will to live: a plant breaks through the carpet on the 5th floor of an apartment building.

The sap oozing out from the back of a wooden chair.

Some letters of this announcement didn’t fade in the sunlight.

“I’ve found a plant that breaks through a mint candy.”